* denotes “Unadjusted for asshole cheating”

Dodgers are the best team in the majors right now!* Damn you for making my husband sad, you!

In more asshole news, the couple who lived next door to us (and had no compulsions about screaming obscenities at their children at 7:00 AM every morning because the kids didn’t want to get ready for school) moved away and abandoned their little kitten. We are now feeding her. I have named her Clementine. Curt doesn’t know it, but I am planning to smuggle her away with us when we move.

Well, that part isn’t asshole. That part is nice. :)