Dating Tips: 9 Essentials for Single Women — Yahoo! Personals
Why does Yahoo! put this shit on the front page? This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. It should be entitled, “How women externalize their desperate shallowness in order to make themselves feel less alone because they don’t understand that things like this don’t make people happy.”
I’m grumpy because the Dodgers squandered a 6-0 lead, and because, despite promising the lords of the universe that I would (middle) name my first born child for whichever batter hit that home run to send the game into extra innings, there were no takers. Hence, there will never be a Max Juan Pierre Burdette, a Max Matt Kemp Burdette, or a Max Casey Blake Burdette.
And that pisses me off too.
ARRRRGH.
For the same reason that those headlines are on every isle of nearly every grocery store. The general yahoo population is now nearing the general shopping population.
When making deals with the universe, you have to go all the way. Like naming your kid Brooklyn Dodger Burdette. The universe does not take kindly to half measures…
True on both counts. Still…ARGH! And I guess I should clarify that some of the items on that list were valid, but the fact that they all came behind “Third Date Outfit” was extremely galling.