My Oh My

My email is filling up with profane little advertisements for…to be honest, I am not quite sure. What, for example, is ‘milf’? Is it a word so naughty that I don’t even know it? I suspect it is porn, but the messages are written in an unintelligible pidgin-esque English that makes it hard to be sure. It drives me a little bit insane to know that somehow the spammers have broken the barrier to my email. What I really want to know is if spam is really profitable? I mean, I figure it must be, or people would not do it – right? So, because some jolly old perv out there is clicking on the pidgin porn links, you and I must be degraded by lewd milf propositions. It has to stop. Don’t be that guy. Resist the urge. You don’t want their milf anyway – do you know where it’s been!?

Laundry needs doing. Work needs finishing. Car needs tuning. Friends need calling. I need sleeping. I’ve been a bit preoccupied, revelling in the joys of the season, and hanging out with the Boy. ;)

Time for bed now! :)