So, I was enlightened as to what “milf” is. I was right: it’s dirty. On a somewhat unrelated note, that Christina Aguilera song is not available on iTunes. I am without proper soundtrack to read Claudio Monroe’s email to me, entitled “Adlts only, Milf Surprise for the month of Jan”. Sucks.

It’s 7:29. I am deciding what time to go to work. I should probably get up soon. Like, now. Lackluster! I’ll be back, later.