DUDE

Here at 7G, we made a democratic decision to exchange some Christmas presents early, so I just spent the last three hours of my life setting up a lovely scanner (for photos and other fun pseudo arts) while Bob Ross spoke to Curt from the television.

AND THEN we turned off the DVD player and it was on C-SPAN, and ANN COULTER WAS TALKING.

Bob Ross…and then ANN COULTER.

I want to skewer my eyes out with forks, just to never have to set my eyes on her horrible, sepulchral face, ever ever ever again.

I admit to having some conservative leanings, but Ann Coulter is just fucking evil. If I only had a pail of water to throw on her, I would totally own her flying monkey army.

/ shudder

…happy trees, happy trees…