The other day, Ai asked us what the deal with Josh Groban is – why is he so popular, why is he selling so many CDs? I used to be a Groban fan. I used to think he was cute. I now think he is tainted. Tainted with his weird, Oprah-blessed success. So now, whenever I look at the kid, I think, “That guy’s gotta be the biggest asshole ever.”

I wonder if he’s a skirtchaser. I wonder, are there little Joshie Grobanitos out there?

This assessment may not be entirely fair, but there’s a much better chance of it being right on than off! Poo, man. Why does money make people assholes so often?