My Oh My

Posted December 30th, 2005 in Life of Giang by Giang

My email is filling up with profane little advertisements for…to be honest, I am not quite sure. What, for example, is ‘milf’? Is it a word so naughty that I don’t even know it? I suspect it is porn, but the messages are written in an unintelligible pidgin-esque English that makes it hard to be sure. It drives me a little bit insane to know that somehow the spammers have broken the barrier to my email. What I really want to know is if spam is really profitable? I mean, I figure it must be, or people would not do it – right? So, because some jolly old perv out there is clicking on the pidgin porn links, you and I must be degraded by lewd milf propositions. It has to stop. Don’t be that guy. Resist the urge. You don’t want their milf anyway – do you know where it’s been!?

Laundry needs doing. Work needs finishing. Car needs tuning. Friends need calling. I need sleeping. I’ve been a bit preoccupied, revelling in the joys of the season, and hanging out with the Boy. ;)

Time for bed now! :)

A Girly Post

Posted December 20th, 2005 in Life of Giang by Giang

I get to see the boy tomorrow! I get to see the boy tomorrow! I get to see the boy tomorrow!

Not that I’m excited, or anything.

I won’t be silly and go on and on about him. I’m 26 years old. I’m not a teenager. He’s 30. He’s not really a boy.

But he’s nice, and…I get to see him tomorrow. ;)

The Darndest Things

Posted December 14th, 2005 in Life of Giang by Giang

I declined anesthesia today. Yeah: rawr! Mostly because the thought of getting stuck with a needle and drooling for hours after leaving the dentist was more unsavory than mild nerve pain. But I’m done! I’m done! I’m done! I have a slight lisp that I’m hoping will go away once I get accustomed to the new shapes in my mouth.

(Lisp, lisp, goes the little dork-girl. Lisp, lisp.)

The things that went through my mind while I was in the chair:

  • It would suck if I got into a car accident after I left the dentist, and my teeth broke.
  • My dentist is Egyptian and has very pretty eyes. They are green with gold flecks.
  • I like the way he enunciates his assistant’s name. “Cataleena”, he says. “Cataleena.”
  • There is a tightening in my left shoulder that has been getting worse and worse all day. It is a stress pain. Made worse by real pain.
  • I wonder how I’m going to die? I wonder, will it hurt? Will it hurt as much as mild nerve pain, or more?
  • What the hell is that noise?
  • Oh. “Carol of the Bells”.
  • What a creepy sounding Christmas carol.
  • I want to go home. I’m hungry. I want to go home.
  • I wonder if I will still like the boy after tomorrow.
  • What do I want out of life?

And then, it was all over, and all the thoughts flitted merrily out of my head, and what was left is the carefree shell of a girl in front of you. Or, in front of you, by proxy. I like that word: proxy. You know – for kids!

I am going to go, and nestle into my silly bed and get some silly sleep. Much love to you all.

Live Action Me!

Posted December 13th, 2005 in Life of Giang by Giang


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Yeah, it’s a slow night here on the corral. Time for me to get some shut-eye. Vaya con dios, changos. ;)

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Make It Pink!

Posted December 13th, 2005 in Life of Giang by Giang

I feel sick.

What massive suckage it is being a girl sometimes. These girlish charms do not come cheap, you bastards! *snarl*

Hehe. I’m such a dork. And a dork that has to get ready for work. Oh! And a dork with a kickass sister-in-law who is taking her to see Aerosmith in February! And a dork who is finishing her expensive dentist crap on Wednesday! And a dork who has convinced a boy she likes into going to see a girly movie on Thursday! And a dork who will come home tonight and shoot off zombie heads! ;)

Alright, that’s enough silliness. Good day to you all!

Who’s a Dork?

Posted December 10th, 2005 in Life of Giang by Giang

Me, I’m a dork!

But what superhero am I?

I Am Spider-Man!

Spider-Man
85%
Superman
70%
Wonder Woman
68%
Supergirl
58%
Robin
55%
Hulk
45%
Catwoman
45%
Green Lantern
40%
The Flash
35%
Iron Man
35%
Batman
20%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

Click here to take the “Which Superhero Are You?” quiz!

I’m so cool.

And, I have changed the site. I have managed to jerry-rig the code to get this layout to show up at least 43% like how I want it to show up. It is torturous and annoyed-making, and yet – I love it.

Tortured and Annoyed,

Giang ;)