Yearly : 2005

Defective Fowl

I’m still awake. The people who make the turkeys, they lie.

I realize that, according to the last few posts, my first born child might be named Keane Bean. This…is not really acceptable. It is highly improbable, too, but I just want to put it out there: Keane will not be taking his/her father’s name.

And that’s a wrap. I’m going to put in an effort and shame the hell out of this turkey sleep idea. Dentist tomorrow. It will either suck, or it will…suck a lot. I’ve got the spirit. Blah blah. Goodnight.

I Would…

…totally go see Keane. I’m mostly open to watching anything, but I mean, I could possibly be talked into FLYING somewhere to see Keane. Buying a Keane T-shirt like a groupie. Naming my first child Keane. And no, damnit, not COMMANDER KEANE. If one more of you geek-monkeys says that to me, you are fired. FIRED! ;)

I won’t feel the same next week. But now, while it lasts: I love them. [ listen ]

Itch

It’s about time I left the country again.

LAX to Heathrow $575 in February.

I still wake up some mornings and wish I were back there.

And it’s just a mouseclick away.

I guess I’m asking my bosses for a week off in February. ;)

THIS IS Sexual Chocolate! ;)

Ahhh. Yesterday: the semi-annual-semi-whenever-we-get-the-opportunity pre-Thanksgiving bash at Brother Paco and Sister Pakka’s! See, when you mix a house full of loveable geeks like the Hoang sibs and the Lynch (some even call him Eh-Yahson), things happen. Things like drunken karaoke. We’re gonna be FAMOUS, baby!

It’s nice to get older and realize that things like semi-public humiliation don’t really matter. Especially when I can drag other people down with me. ;)

SO, without further ado – it’s time to meet the band!

The REAL Sexual Chocolate:

The Queen Madonna!

aka – Me. Like the Yoko thing going on? I steal glasses when I’m drunk. Was I drunk? Oh yeah – yeah, I was. (Actually…I look disturbingly like Howard Stern. Duuude. Hehe!)

“Somebody To Love” by Queen [ listen ]
“You Spin Me Right Round (Like A Record)” by Dead or Alive
“The Greatest Love of All” by Whitney Houston (SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!)
“Material Girl” by Madonna
“Eternal Flame” by The Bangles
“Getting To Know You” from The King & I

Britney, The Dixie Queen!

aka – Sister Paula, the kick-ass sister-in-law!

“99 Luftballoons” by Nena
“Saga Begins” by Weird Al
“Oops, I Did It Again” by Britney Spears [ listen ]
“Goodbye Earl” by The Dixie Chicks
“Hard-Knock Life” from Annie

The Falsetto Queen!

aka – Sister Quyen. No, her mouth never closes.

“In The Navy” by The Village People [ listen ]
“Kiss” by Prince
“Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees
“Walk Like A Man” by The Four Seasons
“On The Street Where You Live” from My Fair Lady

The three Queens also did a rousing (or at least, it was loud) version of “Stop In The Name of Love”. It’s obligatory! ;)

The Rocket Man!

aka – Brother Wonk. He might kill me for this. * cackle *

“Who’ll Stop The Rain?” by Credence Clearwater Revival
“She’s Got A Way” by Billy Joel
“Rocket Man” by The Elton John
“Lodi” by Credence Clearwater Revival
“Friends In Low Places” by Garth Brooks [ listen ]
“Music Of The Night” from Phantom of the Opera

The Sorrowful Man!

aka – Yahson ess-Smith, aka – Jason. We got him to do both Eminem AND Justin Timberlake! Ha! :)

“Lose Yourself” by Eminem
“Rock Your Body” by Justin Timberlake [ listen ]
“No Such Thing” by John Mayer
“How You Remind Me” by Nickelback
“Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing” by Aerosmith
“Man of Constant Sorrow” from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

The Person Man

aka – Brother Truc. Who played one round and then rolled over and fell asleep on the floor while the rest of us rocked out. Stoner! Stoner!

“Particle Man” by They Might Be Giants [ listen ]

Alright. I’m totally gonna post this. I’m pushing the button. HA!

}:)

Night Verse

Stymied, I am. So, poetry.

“First Fig”
by Edna St. Vincent Millay

My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends –
It gives a lovely light!

That’s is alright. Only a faint whiff of death – Edna really likes to talk about death. Death of life, death of love. Let’s see what I can scare up…

“Dirge Without Music”
by Edna (Again)

I am not resigned to the shutting away of loving hearts in the hard ground.
So it is, and so it will be, for so it has been, time out of mind:
Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. Crowned
With lilies and with laurel they go; but I am not resigned.

Lovers and thinkers, into the earth with you.
Be one with the dull, the indiscriminate dust.
A fragment of what you felt, of what you knew,
A formula, a phrase remains, – but the best is lost.

The answers quick and keen, the honest look, the laughter, the love, –
They are gone. They are gone to feed the roses. Elegant and curled
Is the blossom. Fragrant is the blossom. I know. But I do not approve.
More precious was the light in your eyes than all the roses in the world.

Down, down, down into the darkness of the grave
Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind;
Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave.
I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.

But then, there is this, gentler:

“iii”
by The ED-NA

Mindful of you the sodden earth in spring,
And all the flowers that in the springtime grow;
And dusty roads, and thistles, and the slow
Rising of the round moon; all throats that sing
The summer through, and each departing wing,
And all the nests that the bared branches show;
And all winds that in any weather blow,
And all the storms that the four seasons bring.
You go no more on your exultant feet
Up paths that only mist and morning knew;
Or watch the wind, or listen to the beat
Of a bird’s wings too high in air to view, –
But you were something more than young and sweet
And fair, – and the long year remembers you.

And then something completely different…

“My Dream”
by Ogden Nash

This is my dream,
It is my own dream,
I dreamt it.
I dreamt that my hair was kempt.
Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

And now, I’m going to bed.

Not Giving A Fuck

Oooh, I cussed.

It was an okay day. Everything went haywire at work, my bosses were both on edge, and it took me 1 hour and 15 minutes to make my 20 mile drive home. But then I got home and I thought – you know, taken in perspective, it does not really matter. I did not do anyone any harm today, and even helped, in my small way, to make the days of the people around me run a little bit smoother. It’s not Albert Schweitzer, but it was – you know – okay.

It was also the weekly designated ‘out’ night – ‘out’ away from gaming, away from work, away from anything I am even close to thinking about worrying about (as I am of the worrying variety of odd-duck). Felt good. Wanna see? ;)

Sis Quyen and her boyfriend Jason – this pretty much sums up their relationship. ;)

Some silly monkey wearing glasses that don’t belong to her. And yes, that’s just the glow of good health and excellent (80 proof) spirits in her cheeks.

Our obliging waiter. Rock on, dude.

Sometimes there are just moments of lucidity. We are all very silly creatures living in a big sea monkey globe, after all. There may be no absolute goods or absolute evils, but you know – I can tell when people are being assholes. That’s enough. I’m on it. On it!

Soooo. What was I saying?

Yesterday, we ran Zul’Gurub. We concluded at Mar’li, and there was some spankage. Opinion rages in the Insufficient Light mailing list on whether we were down healers, or we needed better poison control. It is both, really. We were down two healers from our usual group, and down to 16 or 17 players overall, and with our one shaman on poison and our druid running poison backup, and only two priests…it was a little rough. But I have faith that our thinkers will out-brain the wench, and on that day, I will bring you another triumphant silly picture. Till then, only images of death and destructification. Okay, and Murky, too. ;)

It’s true what they say: a leper’s best friend is her murloc.

Play dead, Moo! Oh. Waiiiiit…

And, I am for bed now. One last thing, but I am saying goodnight now, my much-loved sillies. ;)

excerpt from “Journal”
by Edna St. Vincent Millay

This book, when I am dead, will be
A little faint perfume of me.
People who knew me well will say,
“She really used to think that way.”
I do not write it to survive
My mortal self, but, being alive
And full of curious thoughts today,
It pleases me, somehow, to say,
“This book when I am dead will be
A little faint perfume of me.”

Bed Head

I should go to sleep. I almost fell asleep on the way home today. Got home. Ran Zul’G – a relatively messy go of it – but took down Venoxis and Mandokir to clear a little for tomorrow.

Just another brick on the wall. Brick HAWSE!

Dez is Slack-Ass Specced. Guild pictures are all I’m good for. ;)

Tuggles as a puppy!

Lunch with The Favorite today. He told me one of the guys at work has a side job in the porn industry. Not performing – filming and editing. Which, you know – whatever. As Favorite put it, “Everyone likes porn. I like it. You like it. That guy over there likes it.” Which, you know – whatever. Apparently porn is the new ice cream. Or, rather, it is the Better-Than. I’m not a prude, and I don’t really care – I was more concerned with the fact that he might, you know, get bored of sex if he’s always looking at it. (NOT that I want to test that theory, at all. I’m just saying.) And that’s no good.

The office phone guy called too. We discussed an upcoming installation he’s coming in to supervise, and then, suddenly he says, “I got bitten by a scorpion.”

“Uh…a scorpion.”

“Yeah, I was digging in my yard, and this little clear scorpion bit me.”

“I…that’s pretty random. You doing okay?”

“Yeah. The doctors are giving me drugs.”

“That’s excellent. Drugs are good. Is it going to be gone in a couple days, or…?”

“He didn’t know. I was able to do a little work today though. I’m just telling you, ’cause you’re the first person I’m going to see tomorrow, and I didn’t want you to freak out when you saw my arm.”

“Is it…like…?”

“It’s not like, pussing, or anything. Just swollen and funky. You’ll see it.”

That’s right, I’ll see it. I’ll even attempt to have him let me take a picture of it. Let’s see how that goes.

Alright, I’m tired. I’m going to bed. G’night.

Uhhhm…

…it is probably bad that I just flossed out my filling, huh?

I’m mildly concerned now that I’m going to brush my teeth, and more things will fall out. I may be a gap-toothed gypsy girl by the end of the weekend. How will I eat apples?!

It is a real problem, this.

I guess I’m going to the dentist! :)

Later

Whee! IchaPod is safely home and charging after a harrowing night left at the office. Also, I am very domestic and soccer-mom-esque (sans the soccer part and the mommy part) and I have a picture to prove it!

George, my muchly beleagured car, is clean. He smells like Astropops. Isn’t he beautiful? It’s been months and months since I’ve pampered my car so.

Now to pamper self, and clean self, and then geek until I pass out. Whoo-hoo! Have a great weekend, monkeys!

Mission Accomplished

The tally: 1 vodka tonic, 1 margarita, 1 vodka shot, 2 appletinis, and a half a shot of Bombay Sapphire.

I’m so drunk. I’m wobbly, and clear headed, and fuzzy and…oh, drunk. I think.

I feel 26 years old. The bartenders attempted to card me twice. I still look like a baby.

My mouth will feel like a mine field tomorrow. But drunk? Feels fucking great right now. After the bar, we went in search of Mochi – the chewy flour Japanese ice cream? Ralph’s was not obliging, so we had strawberry something pop somethings, and now I’m going to pass out.

Be happy, my beloved beloveds. It is rare enough, and the older I get, the more it seems it has NOTHING to do with general circumstance, but with lovely and blessed chance. So take it when it comes.

Drunk Girl, Out.

Tuesday Geek Night
Zul’Gurub

The Insufficient Light Squishies (and a token tauren)!

3.5 hours – Jek’lik skipped, Venoxis down, Mandokir down, and Mar’li kicked our asses. It was our first time. We were 17, then 16. Next week we pull back to back guild raid nights, in hopes of getting her down, and the tiger boss, and then the big featherhead that is Hakkkkkkkar.

I’m fairly buzzed. I realized about two hours into the run that I hadn’t actually eaten since this afternoon. So I AFKed, grabbed some food, and a glass of wine. I actually have the bottle in front of me now, and have been denting it steadily all evening while we ran the instance. Which might account for the sharp spike in silly emotes and snowball tossing towards the end of the night.

Is she turning into a wino? Take it easy – it’s like the crappy fruit-beer wine, that is only good enough for getting me slightly rosey-hued, not the full on fire-engine red that my face usually gets when I get completely wasted. Don’t get me wrong – I’m pretty toasted. I’m just putting it out there that I could be toasted-er.

Nobody is fired. Everyone can keep their jobs – I am just…leaving. Happy Wednesday. I have high hopes of being completely trashed tomorrow.