Felix Domesticus

I marvel at the little food processor I got for Christmas. He's just a little guy - but when I put stuff in him, he rumbles and whirrs, and then it's all done! He even grinds his own MEAT! I find that...

Huntin’ Doenut!

I got Viva Pinata for Christmas! :) Which meant, of course, that we now have an XBox 360! I only stopped for sleep, and to clean...

A Cheshire Christmas

Michael Bolton wants to know How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends? I don't know, Michael. I just don't know. Remember when you had a receding hairline and long curly hair? Oh...

My Humbuggy Hope

I hate Ticketmaster. I hate it so much, I wish I could beat it to death, like it were a giant, ugly clown pinata. I don't think I know a single person who walks away from Ticketmaster saying, "Gee...

Mr. Sparklu!

…And All’s Well

2:01 AM. I'm going to hate myself in the morning. As usual. I keep meaning to make this blog a productive member of society, but it persists in being not. I meant to start doing that productive bit...