The instructions were absolutely clear about the proper procedures, and the effect of failing to adhere to them.  And there you have it: failure.

It took 5 minutes of rubbing with vegetable oil to work my fingers free. It also tore some skin open. Superglue is not a joke, boys and girls.  What if that had been an eye?  Or my face?

Yes, I know: the picture would have been better.  ;)